Two laughs

 My west coast brother texted me twice today and each time his message made me laugh.  First he informed me that today is "Yodel for Your Neighbor Day."  Yodeling was a big deal when I was a child.  All the singing cowboys could do it.  Sadly, no matter how hard I tried, I could not yodel.  Yet another example of lack of musical ability. 

In his second message he told me that, at his annual checkup this afternoon, his doctor assured him that he is "healthier than a man twice his age."  This is actually good news.  A man twice his age would be 140 years old so, you know, dead.